Telling a joke in 140 characters or less like trying to buy size 14 dress shoes and that’s no small feat. #letmechecktheback
So I had this job interview – they asked, “What’s your favorite animal?” I said, “It’s neck and neck between a giraffe and an ostrich.”
I come up with my best material when I can’t fall asleep. Last month my doctor prescribed me Ambien. I never did figure out a punchline for this one.