I come up with my best material when I can’t fall asleep. Last month my doctor prescribed me Ambien. I never did figure out a punchline for this one.
So I was trying to pick up this girl at the bar. She said, “Stop that, put me down.”
So I said to this Italian, I said, “How do you like the brie cheese?” She said, “Thatsa gouda!”
[pause for jaded reaction]
I apologize that joke was a bit cheesy.